lectrica:

 

things that should be allowed to be used in essays:

  • i shit you not
  • you feel me
  • no but get this
  • i’m just sayin
  • let me explain you a thing
  • and yeah

(Source: doctortveit, via krystalas)

"I love to sleep. Do you? Isn’t it great? It really is the best of both worlds. You get to be alive and unconscious."

Comedian Rita Rudner  (via simonserror)

(Source: , via krystalas)